“Into the Darkness”

Hello, potentially non-existent readers! *waves enthusiastically* I am here again to shock and awe with the brilliance of my writing! …Or, I dunno. Give you something to read while you’re bored at work. Whichever. Please enjoy!

Into the Darkness

Darkness is soothing.

When Penelope Stephens opened her eyes to darkness, she felt content and at peace. Her husband’s quiet snoring and the cool night breeze had nearly lulled her back into a deep and pleasant sleep… Then she felt the solid bump of a foot colliding against the bed frame.

“Ouch! Geez, damn it to hell!”

Penelope jerked back into wakefulness and sat up with a squeak of fear. Beside her, Tom snorted and stirred, but did not wake, leaving Penny to face the stranger alone.

He perfectly embodied the stereotype of ‘tall, dark and handsome’, despite his unwelcome presence. He stared at her silently; his eyes were wide and shadowed, and his expression sheepish. His body was hunched over awkwardly as he held his (now bruised) foot. The tense stillness stretched on for several long seconds before he cleared his throat self-consciously and straightened his posture.

“Please,” Penelope rasped in a strangled voice, finally acknowledging the potential danger she and her husband were in. “Take what you want and go.”

To her surprise and trepidation, the man lowered his gaze and chuckled; his laugh rumbled deeply in his chest like thunder. When he lifted his face, she was strangely captivated by the intensity of his eyes; they were like liquid midnight, mysterious and soulful.

“I’m not a robber,” he told her calmly, but Penny was far from pacified.

“Then what are you?”

He grinned then, like he’d been waiting for her to ask exactly that question. “Why, Penelope,” he crooned, and she shuddered at his unanticipated knowledge of her name. “I’m the one who emerges from the shadows to end the pain of suffering, stop a heart from beating and take a finished life.” His smirk widened across his face like a Cheshire cat. “… I am Death.”

She blinked once, twice, retracing his words in her head. Despite herself, she snorted. “Death? Like the Grim Reaper? Yeah, right.”

Disgruntled, he folded his arms. “I’m sorry, am I not clichéd enough for you? Would you prefer to see me sporting a black robe and scythe? Perhaps I should have entered upon a pale horse, hmm?”

Penny shook her head slightly and drew the blankets protectively around her shoulders. “You’re insane.”

“Yes, maybe a little,” the man conceded. “But nevertheless, I have a job to do.” He turned his shadowy eyes to Tom, who slept on, oblivious. “Poor bastard.”

Penelope, too, looked at Tom for a moment; then she absorbed the meaning behind the stranger’s words. “No!” she cried, leaping out from the covers. “You can’t take him!” She no longer knew, nor cared, if she was speaking to a mad-man or the Angel of Death himself; her words were meant for both.

She made it to the sinister man’s side and gripped his arm to stop him, but he had not moved. For the first time since his foreboding arrival, his eyes eddied with grim sympathy.

“S’okay, Penn,” he whispered. “I’m not here for him.”

Penelope turned to the bed and caught a glimpse of her own body, frail and cold, unmoving beneath the covers.

Then Death took her hand, and there was darkness once more.

- Love The Bad Guy

“The Killer Is…”

Just another short, silly little story for today; this one is exactly 200 words. 

Let me know what you think!

The Killer Is…

The professor paced slowly in the shadows of the room; his footsteps echoed heavily against the elegant wooden floors. A wicked, knowing grin stretched across his face as he stopped, turned and announced triumphantly, “…I know who the killer is.”

His two lady guests blinked prettily and watched him with quiet innocence; the Colonel at the end of the table merely grunted and demanded, “Well, who is it, then?”

The silence dragged on for several moments; then, with a dramatic sweep of his violet dinner jacket, the professor declared, “It was Doctor Brown, in the laundry, with the fire extinguisher!”

He stood proudly in the centre of the room; however, his poise was somewhat diminished when he guests glanced at one another, stunned, and burst into raucous laughter.

The professor scowled and retorted, “What’s so funny? I’ve solved the murder!”

The Colonel chuckled and wiped a tear away from his eye. “The laundry? A fire extinguisher? Mate, when was the last time you played this game?”

Miss Scarlet smiled sympathetically and took the bemused man by his elbow. “It’s okay, ‘Professor Plum’,” she winked. “Cluedo is easy. We’ll teach you again. After all, the killer is still on the loose!”

- Love The Bad Guy

100 views!

“There’s nothing to writing.  All you do is sit down at a
typewriter and open a vein
.”  – Walter Wellesley “Red” Smith

I am an easily excited person, and so I can always find great enjoyment in the smallest of things. Like watching a trail of ducklings following their mother across a paddock. Or learning a new word and feeling smart when you are able to slip it into a conversation like some kind of super-genius.

Or sporks. Sporks are awesome.

However, today I am very excited because I have reached 100 views!

‘Tis a small achievement, perhaps. After all, I have no comments. Quite frankly, I could be talking to myself. (I do that quite often. Even at work, to the great discomfort of my customers.) Nevertheless, if you can’t find joy in the small things, then the big things will really get you down.

So here’s to the small things in life!

- Love The Bad Guy

“I and Pangur Bán my cat”

Today, I’m doing something different: I am drawing your attention to someone else’s work. “I and Pangur Bán my cat” is a lovely poem written by an anonymous author approximately 1200 years ago. My reason for posting is very sad–I recently lost my beloved cat to an idiot in a car. He was 12 years old.

I and Pangur Bán my cat 

 I and Pangur Bán my cat,
Tis a like task we are at:
Hunting mice is his delight,
Hunting words I sit all night,

Better far than praise of men
Tis to sit with book and pen;
Pangur bears me no ill will,
He too plies his simple skill.

Tis a merry thing to see
At our tasks how glad are we,
When at home we sit and find
Entertainment to our mind.

Oftentimes a mouse will stray
In the hero Pangur’s way;
Oftentimes my keen thought set
Takes a meaning in its net.

‘Gainst the wall he sets his eye
Full and fierce and sharp and sly;
‘Gainst the wall of knowledge I
All my little wisdom try.

When a mouse darts from its den
O how glad is Pangur then!
O what gladness do I prove
When I solve the doubts I love!

So in peace our tasks we ply,
Pangur Bán, my cat, and I;
In our arts we find our bliss,
I have mine and he has his.

Practice every day has made
Pangur perfect in his trade;
I get wisdom day and night
Turning darkness into light.

Dedicated to Moggy – too beautiful for this world.

- Love The Bad Guy

“Wolf in the ‘Hood”

This is another short story I wrote some time ago - it’s a little bit longer and a little bit darker. Enjoy, and feel free to comment!

Wolf in the ‘Hood

The weather was cold, dark and perfect. It was as likened to the atmosphere as if it had been created for a film, where the solemn figures gathered below seem unable to shed more tears than the clouds above. Each member of the dreary scene had their heads bowed low and spoke in hushed voices; their words were nearly lost in the wind, which howled as mournfully as a weeping wife by her husband’s graveside.

            It was something Tala supposed she should be doing—but she didn’t. She just stood silently, distanced from the others who had joined her on this grim day, and stared at the bold words of the tombstone above the soft earth. She didn’t move when she was approached, with obvious caution, and offered hasty condolences; she didn’t move when the heavens finally opened up to allow sheets of icy cold rain to soak the ground, forming muddy puddles around her ankles. She just stared as the rain caused the tombstone’s words to glisten:

JAMES CHRISTOPHER O’CONNOR
LOVING HUSBAND, SON AND FRIEND
MAY HE REST IN PEACE

            The storm raged on, causing the rest of the party to seek cover beneath the nearby canopy. But Tala did not move, and nor did Jacob. She glanced down, allowing a small smile to dance across her lips for just a moment at the sight of her faithful dog sitting beside her. His long coat was hanging limp, weighted down by the rain, but his eyes were bright as he leant comfortingly against her leg.

            The soft slap of footsteps on the muddy earth announced someone’s imminent arrival; moments later, Tala found herself cloaked beneath the unsought for shelter of a large umbrella. She shook her head slightly, sending droplets of water flying from her hair. Jacob crouched closer to her side, accepting what little protection the umbrella offered.

            “Tala,” the voice began. The young woman suppressed a sigh at the sound of her mother’s lecturing tone, but turned obediently towards Sylvie.  “Do you really think it was appropriate to bring the dog, dear?”

            “I told you, Mum,” Tala replied, a bite of impatience entering her voice. “Jacob is… He’s all I have left now. Besides, I organised the damn funeral, I can bring who I want!”

            “I know, dear,” her mother soothed; Tala scowled at the patronising tone. “No one will say anything to you directly—they don’t wish to upset you any further—but everybody has had something or other to say about it. After the way that James was killed, well…”

            “It wasn’t Jacob, Mum,” Tala said firmly, trying to indicate that the conversation was over. But Sylvie was insistent.

            “You say it wasn’t him, Tala, but do you really know? Frankly, you’ve been plain uncooperative with the police; it’s as though you don’t even care,” she concluded with a contemptuous sniff.

            “Excuse me for wanting to forget that my husband’s throat was ripped out by a vicious animal!”  Tala snapped. The murmur of voices coming from the occupants of the covered enclosure halted. She could just imagine them, leaning out into the rain, hoping to hear more of the heated conversation between the newly-made widow and her mother. Tala took a deep breath and scratched Jacob’s head, taking comfort from his warm, steady figure.

            “Oh Tala,” her Mum whispered, her eyes softening for a moment. “It wasn’t fair for James to have been taken from you so soon after your wedding. You two deserved all the happiness in the world.”  Tala nodded, hoping she was finished—but no. Sylvie straightened up and quickly added, “But I wish you’d explain to me your dependence on this animal! If it were me, I’d want nothing more to do with it!”

            “It wasn’t him,” Tala growled through gritted teeth.

             “Yes, so you keep saying, but… well, just look at it!” Sylvie exclaimed; Jacob’s tail wagged at the indirect attention he was receiving. “It’s a wolf! Haven’t you ever read Little Red Riding Hood?”

             “Oh Mum, grow up,” Tala muttered, before adding indignantly, “And he’s not a wolf. He’s a Siberian husky; they’re a very proud and handsome breed.”

            “Very well, say what you like,” Sylvie replied, waving her hand carelessly, “But to me, it’s nothing but a mangy mutt. And as long as it’s under the same roof as you, I’ll be afraid.”

            “Mum, what happened to James was a tragic accident. But it doesn’t mean that every dog owner in the city should start treating their pets like murderous killers.” Jacob gave a small whine beside her, shaking water from his pelt; Tala stroked him absentmindedly as the silence between her and her mother continued. She held back a groan when Sylvie continued.

            “James hated that dog, didn’t he?”  the older woman said, looking slyly over at her daughter.

            “Mum!” Tala shouted, stubbornly stepping away from her. Sylvie tutted as Tala allowed the rain to quickly soak her through. “Look—James was a cat-person, we both know that, but he didn’t hate Jacob. He always said he was a very loyal dog, and that I was lucky to have him.”

            Sylvie’s lips pursed—never a good sign—and she opened her mouth to resume her argument, but Tala, noticing the departing cars of their family and friends, interrupted.

            “I’m tired, Mum; I’m going home. I’ll ring you tomorrow, okay?” Without waiting for an answer, Tala spun on her heel and left; Jacob followed obediently at her heels, his tail wagging softly.

            As Sylvie watched her only daughter being swallowed by the relentless downpour, she heaved a deep sigh that caused her entire body to tremble. She didn’t trust that beast. Her son-in-law’s life had been ripped from him in an instant by a vicious mongrel, and whether it was Tala’s pet or some stray from the streets, Sylvie could not rest easy knowing that Jacob was living with her daughter, sleeping on her bed, alone in that empty house. Tala could defend it all she liked, but Sylvie saw the brutal glint in its eyes, and didn’t trust it one bit.

            Dabbing a tissue along her cheekbones, Sylvie aimed her umbrella against the wind and slopped awkwardly through the mud toward her car.

* * *

            Tala shivered, drawing the blanket tightly around her shoulders. The rain pounded loudly against the windows and each clap of thunder made her jump with fright. She shook herself; she was being silly. She used to love listening to storms, especially when she was safely inside, tucked away from the howling winds and wintry drops of rain.

            She blew gently on her hot tea, gripping it firmly to warm her fingers. Taking a small sip, she closed her eyes and allowed the sounds of the storm to wash over her. Her body slowly relaxed and she stretched her arms out, feeling the joints pop. Maybe she’d sleep here on the couch tonight. The bedroom was so far away…

            A sudden flapping sound caused her to sit upright; her tea mug hit the floor and stained the carpet a murky brown. Tala swore softly, but lay back down into her comfortable position; she’d clean the stain later. By now, she had recognised the fluttering noise; it was just Jacob, coming in through the large doggy-door that she’d insisted James build at the front entrance. Jacob loved it, being able to come and go as he pleased.

            Tala waited, listening for the sound of his claws as they clicked against the wooden floorboards, but his soft steps were being muffled by the storm. She craned her neck, looking for his black and white tufted tail.

            “Jacob?” she called quietly. After a few moments, she raised her voice and crooned, “Come on handsome. Come to Mummy.”

            Finally the wailing winds fell silent, and the downpour eased to a placid shower. Tala sat up straighter, thinking that Jacob had wandered off through the house, and was preparing to fetch him when a new noise rose above the softer sounds of the deadening storm: a long and monotonous growl.

            “Jacob…” Tala murmured, no longer calling, just thinking aloud. She pushed the blanket down to her waist and poked her feet out from its warmth, but she never had the chance to stand up. A startled scream left her lips as she was pushed down by a suffocating weight. Her eyes were blinded by a black and white blur as her voice became muffled by thick fur. Kicking her legs out, she managed to bring her head away from the heavy mass and opened her mouth to shout, but the words died in her throat as Jacob pounced forward…  

            …And licked her roughly on the face, his tongue reaching from her chin to her forehead.

            “Jacob!” Tala exclaimed, her stern words losing impact as she allowed a giggle to escape her lips. “Now isn’t the time for your games. You’re too rough!”  She ran her hands through his long fur, causing his tail to wag in a steady rhythm against the couch with a soft thump, thump, thump.

            Still chuckling quietly, Tala relaxed into her chair, pulling Jacob into a tight embrace, despite his dripping fur. Another low growl reverberated from deep within his throat; startled, she looked down.

            “Exactly what are you growling about, huh?” she whispered to him. Then she saw the small piece of blood-stained cloth hanging from his jaws. She reached out and tugged it gently from his grip. She stared at it for a long moment before realising it was a piece from James’s shirt. The pale blue one which he’d worn to work on the day he’d been killed.

            Tala slowly tore her eyes from the cloth and its vivid red stain, which seemed unusually bright in the darkness of the room, and stared at the solid form of her loyal husky beside her.

            “Oh, Jacob,” she said. His deep, dark eyes looked back into her, giving her the feeling he was looking into her very soul, demonstrating the intensity that labelled the dog as ‘man’s best friend’… or perhaps more appropriately, a woman’s.

            Tala’s eyes narrowed playfully and a smile stretched across her face. “Did I forget to pick this up? Did you collect this for Mummy?” She pulled him forward to kiss him between the ears, laughing as his tail waved happily.

            “Good boy.”

- Love The Bad Guy

“Act Your Age!”

Act Your Age! is a very short and simply story, which was inspired by my grandparents after they each underwent unrelated medical procedures. I’m happy to report that both my Nan and my Pop are fighting fit once again, and just celebrated their 75th and 76th respective Birthdays!

Act Your Age!

She loved her grandparents—she truly did—but sometimes they were nothing more than an enigma to her.

With a sigh, Jo lowered herself onto the chair and gazed at the couple over her interlocked fingers. George blinked at her through his one good eye; the other was covered by a thick white bandage. Derlein smiled innocently; the effect was somewhat ruined by the heavy sling that held her left arm. Neither offered an explanation, so Jo asked, somewhat hesitantly, “What did you do to each other?”

Her Pop chuckled. “Oh yes, we went at it, didn’t we Del?”

Her Nan giggled with agreement. “Yes, like people gone mad! I clearly won, dear,” she added to Jo.

Their granddaughter stared, puzzled by the joke. Derlein reached over and squeezed her hands with rough affection.

“Don’t look so worried,” she scolded gently. “We’re just getting old, dear. These poor bones aren’t what they used to be.”

“But we’re fine,” George added with a wink (or perhaps just a blink – it was hard to tell). “I don’t suppose you could get me another cup?” He wiggled his empty tea-cup, which Jo took patiently. She departed for the kitchen with a quiet laugh. What did you do to each other, she grinned; she certainly asked some foolish questions.

George rubbed irritably at his eye patch the instant Jo was out of sight. “I swear, Del, if you leave me in bandages again, I’ll knock you into next week!”

Derlein smirked into her cup of tea. “Right back at you, dear.”

- Love The Bad Guy

“The Swamp Monster”

Hello readers!

A great number of my future postings will be fictional works, so I figured I would kick us out of the starting blocks with something different. This is a non-fiction travel story, written for one of my Communication classes at university last year. Any comments or criticisms will be most gladly accepted.

.: The Swamp Monster :.

A shrill whistle pierced the air as the monorail rattled into the station, bringing with it a peculiar scent of burnt metal and banana bread. The crowd of visitors swarmed near the doors, busily trying to arrange some order of entry. Laughing children squeezed ahead, eagerly searching for a window seat while their long-suffering parents trailed behind.

It was exactly as I remembered it to be.

History seemed to repeat itself; I sat in the window seat, as before; my sister sat to my left and my mother, directly behind, as before; I wondered, could we be in the exact same seats? Too difficult to recall. Yet I remember, with clarity, the anticipation of the monorail bustling along its tracks, weaving through fields of banana plantation. We hadn’t been here in years. I was barely six years old when we were here last; by now I was much, much older – twelve and a half. Practically middle-aged, as far as I was concerned.

A voice crackled over the radio, spurting facts about Australia, and bananas, and the history of banana growth, and what you could do with bananas… Needless to say, it was mostly ignored as the children played and the parents rested.

The monorail rounded a corner and began to slow; I pushed my nose flat against the glass; I knew what was coming. The radio-voice deepened mysteriously as it regaled its listeners with a legend – an Aboriginal legend, passed down from generation to generation, telling of an ancient beast with a dog-like face, a horse-like tail, tusks, horns and a spine-tingling shriek. “A beast that dwells in waterholes, lakes, billabongs… and swamps,” the voice concluded.

Just as it happened years before, we came to a screeching halt beside a wide, murky swamp, where the water eddied and crashed against the shore…

*          *          *

            It was 9 o’clock when the car finally departed from Armidale, loaded full with two suitcases, one esky, four towels and three passengers. Our annual trip to Coffs Harbour was a highly anticipated treat, fuelled by the eagerness of a visit to the Big Banana. I sat in the front seat with childish pride, as my older sister, Kristy, pouted like only a nine-year old could in the back.

“We’re swapping seats as soon as we get to Dorrigo,” she demanded. Mum smiled to herself, and listened as the quiet bickering turned into endless games of ‘I Spy’ (“Was it a car?”; “…Yes.”) and tuneless, repetitious singing.

Our eyes were wide when the car pulled into the Big Banana car park, several hours later. Much of the day was spent in the manner of any family vacation – blissful chaos. Naturally, it wasn’t long before we spotted the colourful display of a sweets shop, filled with lollies, chocolates and, for whatever reason, bananas. We fought against the tide of people to explore it, while Mum followed us warily, knowing all too well the implications behind that age-old simile: “like children in a candy store.”

Despite our loud protests that, yes, we did need to buy every type of lolly and chocolate in the shop, Mum finally bullied us into choosing one treat. (Looking back, I can only smile guiltily at the firm image of Mum, the “one-treat-only” meanie; truly, who bullied who?)

Faced with the dilemma of pulling only one delectable snack from the impressive display, Kristy and I were stumped. We ummed and aahed and destroyed the neat pyramids of chocolate boxes and lolly packets, constantly bringing treats possessively to our chests, then changing our minds within seconds. Eventually, a gentle hand reached down to tap our shoulders, and we turned curiously, looking up at an apron-wearing, candy-holding, sweetly smiling woman.

“Would you girls like to try some Bo Peep Candy?” she asked with grandmotherly delight. I met Kristy’s eyes. ‘Tis a well-known concept that strangers always have the best candy, so we took the offering of small, hard, rainbow sweets with greedy enthusiasm. Mum thanked the woman profusely when we each held up a small jar of Bo Peep Candy and announced that we were finally ready to leave the crowded sweets shop.

Her relief, unfortunately, was short-lived: “Oh look – a train!” Thinking about it now, I am quite positive that I saw her visibly cringe at Kristy’s shout.

“It’s actually a monorail,” she informed us. We stared. She sighed. And we bought tickets. “For the train,” Kristy helpfully added to the bemused ticket-seller.

Mum led us to the back of the carriage, unsuccessfully trying to avoid the swarm of tourists. I quickly claimed the window seat; Kristy sat beside me, uncomplaining (she discovered that she could easily see out both my window and the one on the other side of the carriage); and Mum collapsed behind us, just grateful for the chance to rest her feet.

The ‘train’ whistled and hurried along its tracks. A voice began talking on a static radio above our heads; I listened quietly in case it was important, but Kristy interrupted me, bouncing in her chair, pointing out the windows and chattering in my ear. With the innocence of a little sister, I quickly decided that what Kristy had to say was more interesting than the radio-voice, so I joined her in our childish games. Then the monorail slowed and we fell silent; a hush fell over the entire carriage.

“Aboriginal legend tells of an ancient beast that haunts this land. It was a warning, passed down from generation to generation…” The crackling voice paused, and I shivered. Details of the monster were uttered over the radio, and I gazed out the window with quiet wonder as we come to a stop beside a flat, dark stretch of water.

“It was a beast that lived in waterholes…” The water beside the monorail began to stir; “…lakes…” Kristy clambered next to me and we pushed up against the window; “…billabongs…” The water bubbled with growing intensity; “…and swamps.”

We let out a squeal as a fierce, horned head thrust out of the water. It dropped its jaw with a metallic screech; its tail and thorny back splashed to the surface. “It was… a Bunyip!” the radio-voice cried, and Mum joined the other parents with polite applause. Kristy and I, meanwhile, were frozen in place. The tremendous, muddy creature rotated its head and seemed, for just a second, to glare in our direction.

“That’s the coolest thing ever!” Kristy whispered. I smiled with agreement as the Bunyip slowly closed its gaping mouth and lowered its head into the protection of its swamp.

“What did you think?” Mum asked as the monorail bustled back into the station.

“Cool!” Kristy shouted, beginning a speech about why nothing in the world could ever be as exciting as the Bunyip.

I simply took Mum’s hand, using my other fist to rub at my tired eyes. For me, nothing else needed to be said. The image of that Bunyip would remain with me always. Kristy was already launching into an appeal about why we should be allowed to return next year, and the year after that, and I nodded eagerly.

The next crowd of passengers disappeared into the train with noisy excitement while I watched enviously. I was already keen to see the Bunyip again. I squeezed Mum’s hand, smiling softly with a silent wish that we would be back, one day, to see the fantastic monster that hid in the darkness of its swamp…

*          *          *

            The tip of the Bunyip’s mechanical tail sunk into the swamp; the monorail trundled along the tracks; but my twelve-year old frame remained pressed against the window.

…Was that it?

Kristy tugged me back into my chair, rolling her eyes. “That’s the lamest thing ever,” she declared. “It looked like a frill-necked lizard.” I nodded numbly. The monorail whistled as it pulled into the station and we departed through the chaos of passengers.

“Look at that! That’s new, right? That wasn’t there before!” Kristy exclaimed, drawing away from the platform, but my eyes were still on the idle monorail. Was that my beloved Bunyip? It couldn’t have been. I remember coming to the Big Banana for the first time so clearly. Where were the fear, awe and wonder?

“C’mon!” Kristy called loudly, marching through the crowd. Mum kept a watchful eye on us both and waited patiently as I caught up. Kristy led us into a bright and busy sweet shop. I turned back to look at the monorail, but my vision was blocked by a sudden, colourful obstacle.

“Look! Bo Peep Candy!” Kristy chimed, pushing the jar into my hands. I held it carefully as a large grin spread across my face. At least some things were the same. My eyes wandered back to the departing monorail, but the smile didn’t fall off my face. At least the things that weren’t the same could remain safely in my memory, kept under lock and key.

And who knows? Maybe one day, I’d come back, and my Bunyip would have the same allure that it did when I was six…

*          *          *

            The car rocked across the uneven ground. I gripped the door handle nervously as Kristy parked beneath the quivering gum trees. She threw her door open with unbridled enthusiasm. “C’mon, c’mon, let’s go!” she ushered, bounding away down the path. Even at the ripe old age of twenty-one, Kristy had the fervour of a three-year old. Grinning despite myself, I stumbled after her.

I found her leaning against the railing of an outlook structure, her gaze locked on the image before us. “Cool, huh?”

I nodded appreciatively as the mighty waterfall before us pounded along the rocks. “Where are we, exactly?” I questioned, but wasn’t surprised when Kristy shrugged.

“Oh, who knows? That darling housemate of mine decided to have some friends around yesterday, so I went for a drive. Found this by accident,” she smiled proudly. Suddenly she slapped my arm, practically bouncing on the heels of her feet. “Hey! Do you think we’ll see a Yowie?”

I blinked, trying to trace this random jump in conversation. “I beg your pardon?”

She tried to look serious, but a grin was tugging at her lips. “I dunno. I read in the paper that some guy saw a Yowie while he was bushwalking. Apparently it was throwing rocks at some kids.”

“Yes,” I snorted. “Because I’m sure a Yowie would have nothing better to do with its time than to hurl stones at small children.”

Kristy laughed at my derisive tone, and we fell into a comfortable silence.

“Hey,” I began, several minutes later. “Do you remember the train ride at the Big Banana?” I couldn’t help but smile at the memory of it.

“Random,” Kristy replied, slightly dumbfounded. “But, yeah.”

“Remember, it had the Yowie coming out of the swamp?” I encouraged. She grinned slowly.

“Oh yeah! I remember. ’Cept it wasn’t a Yowie; it was a Bunyip.”

“Right, right,” I trailed off. “…It’s gone, you know.”

She turned sharply, eyes wide. “Gone? Gone where?”

“Just gone,” I told her. “I looked it up. The whole monorail is gone. They’ve replaced it with some ‘Big Banana Walking Tour’.”

Kristy continued to stare blankly, then slumped against the railing. “That’s the saddest thing ever.”

I nodded mournfully, but as soon as our eyes met, we dissolved into a fit of laughter. I nudged her lightly. “This is nice – hanging out, I mean. I hardly see you any more. We should come out here more often.”

Kristy smiled. “Definitely… That way we can find out own Bunyip! Take that, Big Banana!” With that, she pushed away from the outlook and ventured through the trees. “C’mon!”

I chuckled quietly and followed her eagerly into the bush.

Far in the distance, the waterfall eddied and crashed against the shore.

 - Love The Bad Guy

Love The Bad Guy – first official post!

Hello, dear reader.

Well, I don’t know how it happened. Perhaps you saw my comments on another blog. Perhaps you were Googling for sites about writing and/or bad guys. Or maybe you were just really, really bored. But one way or another, you have found yourself at my little corner of the World Wide Web.

So welcome to Love The Bad Guy!

This here is my very first blog post, and what a fascinating one it is!

…Okay, I lied. It is particularly boring, but I had to start somewhere, no?

From here, we shall explore some of my written works, which are hopefully much more interesting and comment-worthy. For now, please enjoy this picture of Voldemort:

Voldemort

“As long as the Secret-Keeper refused to speak, You-Know-Who could search the village where Lily and James were staying for years and never find them, not even if he had his nose pressed against their sitting-room window!”
Professor Filius Flitwick

And without further ado — onwards!

- Love The Bad Guy