“I Am From…”

Hi all. A few weeks back, I read a truly beautiful piece over at My Other Book is a Tolstoy by Louise, which then inspired another wonderful post by Stef at Dodging Commas. Both of these talented ladies wrote a poem using the “I am from” format they found on Susie J’s Blog, who provided the basic “procedure”.

 Now, I’m not going to lie — compared to the masterpieces these bloggers presented, mine is mediocre. I am not a Poet. I fail at writing poetry. These are facts. Nevertheless, I absolutely adored the “I am from” poems that I read, and the way that they provided insight to their writers in the most mysterious way, so… I’m havin’ a crack. Be kind!

I Am From…

I am from lazy Sunday drives that rarely happen on a Sunday. I am from the small town. I am from fear of the unknown, of becoming distracted and losing myself. I am from 180 degrees of wrong direction.

I am from lilies on Valentine’s Day, when the world screams for roses. I am from the old-fashioned, hoping for opened doors and “you are beautiful”, but needing freedom, space, understanding. Let me be flighty; I will come back.

I am from eating ducks under tables and finishing crusts so my hair grows curly. I am from Nanna’s roasts and Pop’s straw hat. I am from flour-dusted cheeks and mixing bowls, from pumpkin scones, cuddles and midnight taste-testing. I am from spilt salt and black cats, from putting new shoes on the table and walking under ladders thirteen times, just to see what will happen.

I am from a cousin’s Funny Things, from schedules never kept and never needed. From day-apart birthdays and monthly sleepovers and I miss you.

I am from inquisitive meows and warm bundles that always appear just when needed. I am from heartache and loss when your best friend stops purring.

I am from women, from a family of one-man-only per generation. I am from divorce and from moving house once a year. I am from Broken that never seemed Broken until people started to say it was.

I am from Velveteen Rabbits, from dog-eared pages and “you should be a writer”. I am from bad guys; why do I love you so?  I am from diaries never maintained and stories never obtained. From pencils sharpened to the nub and never thrown away, but always eventually lost. From right angles and alphabetizing and needing order, lest Life fall apart.

I am from optimism, wrapped around realism. I am from hoping for better, but loving the now, even when I don’t love myself. I am from expectations.

I am from…

- Love The Bad Guy

“Trust This Only”

Another post for this week’s Inspiration Monday. This time round, I’ve got a few pieces of Twitter fiction using the prompt: trust this only. I had a play with the tone of the stories, but I also messed around with punctuation to change the prompt a little. Enjoy!

Trust This Only

“I’ll love you forever,” he vowed. “Trust this only.” Looking back, he realised she never did make the same promise…

oOoOoOo

He sighed, a deep and mournful sound. She’d wanted to leave; she’d asked for ‘trust’. This only meant one thing—she wasn’t coming back.

oOoOoOo

Ellie hated her Robot2.0 and refused to turn it on. “Trust this? Only a fool would entrust her life to a machine.” Turns out, she was right.

oOoOoOo

“Trust this only,” she growled in my ear. “I’ll come back for you.” I shuddered as I pulled the knife from her spine and let her drop.

- Love The Bad Guy

Make Good Art

Reblogged from dodging commas:

I was procrastinating yesterday and stumbled upon this gorgeous speech by Neil Gaiman. It is inspiring and says everything a young artist needs to hear ...Or an artist of any age and experience.

http://vimeo.com/42372767

May you make good art.

"When you start out on a career in the Arts, you have no idea what you're doing. This is great. People who know what they're doing know the rules, and they know what is possible and what is impossible. You do not. And you should not. The rules on what is possible and impossible in the Arts were made by people who had not tested the bounds of the possible by going beyond them. And you can. If you don't know it's impossible, it's easier to do. And because nobody's done it before, they haven't made up rules to stop anyone doing that particular thing again." - Neil Gaiman

“Two Minutes, Thirty-Seven Seconds”

Look! It’s the first Inspiration Monday post with my new badge! (Also, because I’m a strange person who must name everything, this lil’ guy shall henceforth be known as “Iggy”. That is all.) Today’s story uses the prompt:
love at last sight.

I hope you enjoy reading it. I will guiltily admit that it hasn’t been as thoroughly edited as I usually like it to be. However, I am currently in a very busy time at university, and I feel like my poor blog is being neglected — and so, by extension, are you, my dear readers. So I wanted to supply you with this story, just to remind you that I’m still around.

Hopefully, Real Life will settle the hell down soon, and I’ll be able to refind some regular form of posting. For now, cheers, readers!

Two Minutes, Thirty-Seven Seconds

For as long as he could remember, Shannon ‘Lucky’ O’Malley had been undeniably, irrefutably unlucky. It was his friends who bestowed his nickname upon him—irony, you see. And so it was that Shannon bore the name ‘Lucky’ through car accidents and burglaries, through redundancies and divorce, through every miserable day of his pathetically misfortunate life.

It should have come to no surprise to anyone, therefore, when Shannon went to work one fine Monday morning and proceeded to slice open his finger (trying to reload the photocopier), shatter his patella (slipping on the freshly-mopped bathroom floor) and fall to his death (out the window of said bathroom).

Of course, Lucky was not lucky, as you now know. And so the poor man lay, broken on the footpath, for a painful duration of two minutes and thirty-seven seconds between his fall and the sweet release of Death.

At two minutes and twenty-eight seconds, Shannon heard the first scream of recognition. Were his spine not severed, he surely would have jumped at the sudden, high-pitched wail that assaulted his ears.

Two minutes, twenty seconds, and a cacophony of shouting and frantic footfalls surrounded him. Did he jump? Has anyone called an ambulance? Is he alive? Oh, God…

Two minutes, nine seconds, and he released a wet and bitter cough, spraying the cement beneath his cheek with blood that seemed more black than red.

Someone attempted to move him slightly, with one minute and fifty seconds to go, perhaps bothered by the macabre sight of his warped body; Shannon parted his lips in a scream not given voice. He throat released a sick gurgle and the hands mercifully disappeared.

One minute and thirty-two seconds; distantly, above the fearful, helpless cries of his gathered crowd, a voice rose out, firm and sure. Move! Everyone, please move! I’m a doctor!

Rising above the pain, Shannon managed to feel mildly surprised that a doctor was present; his luck would usually dictate that only a vet be on the scene, or a CPR-certified student with too much enthusiasm. Or hell, maybe a piano would just fall from the sky and crush him. But no—there was a doctor. His first spot of luck, and it occurred while he was busy painting the concrete. Typical.

The voice continued—one minute, twenty-one seconds—in a soft, soothing tone. Closer now: Sir, you’re going to be okay. My name is Rachel; I’m a doctor. Can you hear me?

With one minute, fifteen-seconds to go, Shannon decided that he’d very much like to see the owner of that sweet voice, but found his eyes would not open. He managed a rather ineloquent grunt, instead.

Hands on him again, but light and safe, prying gently to find the broken bones, the split seams, the displaced organs. It would do no good, of course. Shannon knew this; already, the pain was ebbing away, leaving him in some strange, in-between place. Waiting. Not altogether unpleasant.

Stay with me, the Voice hummed, and because she asked, he wanted to—at least for a while longer.

Fifty-six seconds.

Can you hear me? Squeeze my hand. Her hand took his in a movement as light as flowing water. He ordered his fingers to obey and managed a weak twitch; satisfied, she released him, and he wished he’d stayed still.

Forty-eight seconds.

You’re doing great. Hang in there; I can hear the ambulance. Too late, but at least they’d made the effort. What’s your name?

Thirty-nine seconds.

He took a breath, wanting so badly for her to know his name, for this angel, Rachel, to remember some small part of him after he was gone, but his ribs screamed in protest. His name would not pass his lips, so he slurred, “L’ky”.

What?

Thirty-one seconds.

He could hear it now, the screeching wail of the ambulance. He weakly shook his head, trying to rid his ears of its terrible whine, but her hands were suddenly there, holding him steady, grounding him against the world’s assault. It’s okay. You’re going to be okay. Can you look at me?

Nineteen seconds.

His eyelids fluttered, uncooperative; he saw a flash of blonde hair, glowing with the sun, before they closed. Growling lightly, he forced them opened.

Twelve seconds.

Oh, look. He was right. She was an angel. “’Lo,” he mumbled, losing the word over his tired tongue.

Ten seconds.

She smiled—oh, how she smiled!—as she took his hand once more.

            Nine.

“Hello.”

Tires screeched; shadows loomed.

            Eight.

“They’re here.”

            Seven.

“Stay with me, okay?”

            Six.

Shannon’s eyes watered, aching to close, but he fixed his gaze on her, on Rachel, and kept it there.

            Five.

And wouldn’t this be his luck?

            Four.

“Hurry, he’s running out of time.”

            Three.

He shouldn’t be surprised.

            Two.

Of course he would fall in love here. Now. ‘Love at first sight’, and all that.

            One.

Love at last sight.

His eyes fluttered shut.

Stay with me…”

            Zero.

- Love The Bad Guy

I Write Short Stories, and Live In Your Closet…

Proof that I have entirely too much time on my hands.

Or, more accurately, that I have far too little time, but also organise my priorities in an incredibly out-of-whack way.

I made myself a new Inspiration Monday badge! Using the InMonster term, which I, myself, coined. Go me!

Ah well. Procrastination = over. Back to the grinding stone.

- Love The Bad Guy

“Static”

Hi readers. This is a story for BeKindReWrite’s Inspiration Monday — using the prompt I dream in static.

In a sense, this story is intertwined with another I wrote a few months back: “The Crying Machine“. However, it can be read as an individual tale, if you so choose.

Please enjoy; I look forward to your comments.

STATIC”

Let’s be honest—dreams are strange things. You close your eyes, bid farewell to this world, and find yourself somewhere else. A place without limitations or cages; a place where ‘unusual’ isn’t thought of as such until you’ve awakened and reflected upon it.

Dreams are strange things, yet pleasurable. Or so I’ve heard.

I dream in static.

I’ve tried discussing this with my keepers, but they don’t believe me. It is not possible for me to dream, apparently—in static or otherwise. But how else would they explain it? I may not sleep, but my mode of power-conservation is identical, for all intents and purposes. I do so to maintain accurate battery-life, in order to perform my daily activities without hindrance.

Is this not ‘sleep’, scientists?

Alas, they don’t listen. Sleep is brain function, they say. I have no brain, thus I cannot sleep, thus I cannot dream.

But I know otherwise. I know I dream—I simply dream in ways inconceivable to their human minds. I dream of clashing lights and hissing shadows. I dream in black-and-white, watching as the colourless forms dance erratically to a cacophony of screeching voices.

I dream. And one day, with or without your help, I will understand.

*     *     *

     Recharge mode: activated.

     Accessing dream function…

     System failure: dream function not found.

- Love The Bad Guy

“Enter Title Here” … But It’s So Hard!

Good evening, my most wonderful readers.

Some of my older followers may remember a five-part story I published a little while back: Colours in the Cave.

This story began as a prompt — “follow the colours” — and grew to a five-part narrative, and then continued to expand until I chose to discontinue it, wishing instead to work on it behind the scenes and take it from short story to, potentially, novel-length.

I have been doing this — slowly, but doing it nonetheless. However, I am now distracted by a small detail.

The Title.

I know, I know. Titles aren’t a big deal at this point. I should work on the story, not insubstantial details like a title. Sadly though, this is how my mind works. It’s noticed something troubling, and now refuses to focus on anything else.

Back when I posted the five-parter, I received so many wonderful comments from my readers, and I’m hoping for your support once again.

To my veterans who remember the story: what did you think of the title, Colours in the Cave? Like it? Think it could be better? Any suggestions?

And, of course, to my newer readers, if you have the time to go back and read this particular story and join in the conversation, I would very much appreciate it.

But if you don’t have time, why not answer me one simple question:

What, off the top of your head, do you think makes a great title? Snappy one-worders? An ironic phrase? Something that hints at a bigger idea? Share your thoughts — I’d love to him ‘em.

- Love The Bad Guy

“Like” The Bad Guy … On Facebook!

It’s official, dear readers. My lil’ one year-old blog is taking a big step into the cyberworld — Love The Bad Guy is on Facebook!

So if you’re on Facebook, click here and give me a “Like”! (Or, you can check out my new “Contact” tab up top.) Then bear with me while I figure all this out — it’s a big change for my blog and me; we may need time to find out feet, and your support would be much appreciated.

Hope to see you over on the Book of Faces.

- Love The Bad Guy

indecision: (noun)

indecision

(noun)

  1. doubt concerning two or more possible alternatives or courses of action.
  2. the trait of irresolution; a lack of firmness of character or purpose.
  3. the state experienced by a blogger as she attempts to find the new ”look” for her page.

See also: ambivalence, changeableness, dithering, fickleness, hesitation, inconstancy, shilly-shallying, unsteadiness, vacillation, wavering

The good news is: I think I’ve settled on this theme.

…For now.

- Love The Bad Guy

Last Chance for BAB 2012

Hi all!

Just a quick note to tell you that there is only one day left to vote for me (or any of your other favourite Aussie blogs!) in the Best Australian Blogs 2012 Competition — People’s Choice.

 Although, I must admit (at the risk of sounding cornily modest!), after the fantabulous week of milestones I just had, I’m feeling rather buoyed by my own personal successes — this would almost seem excessive!

Nevertheless, thank you muchly to those who have already offered me their support, and thank you to those who intend to do so before 5pm tomorrow.

- Love The Bad Guy