Day 22 of the BlogFlash2012 Challenge, dear readers — thanks to those of you who have stuck around through the inundation of email notifications!
Well, let’s not beat around the bush: here’s today’s response.
Day 1′s response is here.
.: On Holiday :.
Hi, you’ve reached Jason Marshall. I’m not home right now, but leave a message after the beep, and I’ll get back to you as soon as I can. Oh, and if this is Judith, don’t bother leaving a message, because I’ve gone on holiday with my money and my car, so that I can pick up the pieces of my life. And if this is about signing those bloody papers, you can damn well wait until I get back, at which point I will promptly shove them up your arse, you stupid, cold-hearted, worthless bi—
- Love The Bad Guy