“Boo’s Bum Leg”

In yesterday’s post, I skipped over Boorolong Dumeresq’s profile. I figured that post was getting long enough without adding Boorolong’s story, so here it is now. I hope you enjoy, and if you’d like to read the results of my name experiement, click here.

Boo’s Bum Leg

     Boorolong Dumeresq‘Boo’ to his friends—had the great misfortune of looking awfully like his sixty-year old father when he himself was only twenty-five. His hair, though thick and strong, was salt-and-peppered as though through age; his eyes were a pale and depthless blue, and were often mistaken for being sightless. And, through an unlikely and unkind coincidence, a car accident had left Boo with a permanent limp, just like his father.

     Desperate to break their undeniable resemblance, he had refused to use a cane to assist him—that would be the final nail in his very father-like coffin—and so Boo found that with each passing year, his limp was growing more pronounced. Only when he discovered that his crooked gait was forming a very familiar hump between his shoulders did he concede to his doctor’s wishes and purchase a cane—straight handle, not curved, with a blaze of fire painted up the side. His father disapproved entirely, and so Boo bore his cane with a youthful glee, which in itself cast him apart, in everybody else’s eyes, from his sour, forever unsmiling parental twin.

     Further discord could be seen in Boo’s longing for adventure. As a young boy, he had taken great joy in riding his bike to their local Forest, a nearby haven of pine-scented trees, where the earth was soft and pungent beneath his feet. Stubbornly, Boo continued this tradition well into his adulthood, perilously balancing his bike down the dirt paths with his one good leg and leaving an enigma of footprints where he walked—one step firm and deep, the other slightly askew and weakly imprinted, and accompanied by the now-familiar thok … thok … thok of his cane as it pressed into the soil.

     Boo was no fool; he knew that the Forest was no place for a disabled man; not really. He knew this well, for his father would remind him of it upon their every meeting, scowling at his son’s casual mention of his ‘bum’ leg.

     “Still taking those hikes? What are you trying to prove? Damaging your leg doesn’t make you any more of a man!”

     What Mr Dumeresq did not understand was that, for Boo, his struggles through the Forest were not a means of confirming his masculinity. They were a barrier from what he feared becoming: his father. He did not want his injury to turn him into the bitter husk he saw before him, with the salt-and-peppered hair and the depthless blue eyes. In the mirror, Boo was his father; in his heart, and in the Forest, he was young, free and unburdened.

     Grinning in the face of his father’s disapproval, Boo took his bum leg and his flame-adorned cane and marched through the trees with a confident thok … thok … thok.

- Love The Bad Guy

HELLO, My Name Is Protagonist

Naming characters is a strange thing. Do you want an ordinary name that rolls off the tongue? How about a name rooted deep into connotations and semi-hidden entendres? Or maybe you want to create an entirely new world, where oddly-spelt and original names are the norm.

These challenges face all authors, and thus was the reason for my recent post, in which I listed five unusual names (derived from local streets) and requested that my readers provide a brief backstory for the character.

And so thank you to Samir, Morgan R. Lewis, Spider42, The Background Story and Leslie for participating in this experiment, which, along with the responses of my university classmates, provided some interesting results. Let’s explore…

Boorolong Dumeresq

Definitely an odd name, and perhaps the source of most diversity with his character. The strangeness of his name provoked several people to explore the origin of and reason for his name — Boorolong was described as many things, from a “fierce dwarven warrior” to a “modern-day African-American voodoo adherent in New Orleans”, casting him into the role of an other-worldly type fellow, and thus explaining his name’s oddity. Other people, myself included, ignored, or perhaps temporarily disregarded, his unusual name, and created a range of different lives for the fellow.

Leslie told us of a strict and wealthy man burdened by loneliness; Spider described a rugged, intense man of Eastern European origin; in my seminar, Boorolong became an isolated business man trying to overcome racism, a scruffy man with a green-thumb, and a prisoner with a life-sentence and a heart of gold.

Yes, Boorolong Dumeresq lived numerous incredible lives. I shall be posting my interpretation of his story tomorrow; of the five characters, Boorolong received the most attention, and I suspect this post will be long enough without adding his profile at this time.

Jessie Niagra

Interestingly, Jessie, with her much more common first name, received many alike backstories across the board. Only in one occasion was Jessie a male; in all others, she was a woman, aged 20 to 30, and quite often a thing of beauty. A notable exception was Leslie’s girl — “a 12 year old detective” who uses ”wit and cunning to foil the evil plots of adults”. Unexpected, and intriguing!

Samir mentioned Jessie as being of African descent, which was a frequent assumption of my uni friends upon hearing the name “Niagra” — a good example of name connotations and the effect they have on the character. Other people told of her attractive features, using such words as “perky”, “dark”, “bright-eyed” and so forth.

Here is my brief (and somewhat cynical) mention of Jessie’s personality:

Jessie Niagra was, in every clichéd definition of the word, gorgeous. Mossy green eyes, sun-bleached locks; skinny at the waist, but bountiful above. To say she turned heads was an understatement.

Of course, her admirers couldn’t see the bruises beneath her shirt. Ironically, with the tie-dye patterns of blue, purple and yellow, her bruises, themselves, were sickly, eerily beautiful. Nothing out of place on Jessie Niagra.

Marsh McDonald

Connotations come into play again here, and with good reason: with names like “Marsh” (as in wet land) and “McDonald” (as in ee-i-ee-i-oh), many people wrote of a farmer, gardener and other men tied to the land. But strangely, poor McDonald received some harsh words from my university class! He was rash, stern and generally unliked. Needless to say, I was relieved to read my followers’ responses, which were much more favourable.

I would like to make special mention to Morgan’s character profile, which was the only one to state that Marsh, or Marcia, was a woman. Thinking outside the box!

Here is my version of Marsh McDonald — God bless this poor fictional man for taking the brunt!

Marsh McDonald was stern, steely and thoroughly unliked by all who came into contact with him. The thick, stormy caterpillars that lived above his eyes were drawn into a constant scowl of disapproval, and his mouth appeared lipless in its frozen grimace.

Each morning, Mr McDonald opened his door with a head-splitting screech, and proceeded to the hobble down his path to the line of thorny bushes near his mailbox. There he would stand for at least five minutes, twisting lightly at the hip to survey his garden on the left, the right, and left again. If anything were out of place, be it a scrap of litter or a single snapped stem, he would growl—literally growl, as many innocent passer-bys had certified—before fixing the marred spot with a swift, sure hand.

Ash Tree Boxhill

Ash varied in gender amongst all the writers, but a common theme throughout was the idea of this character being inclined to a “hippie” lifestyle, or at the very least, his/her parents lived in such a way. In fact, Spider rather neatly summed up the dominating themes in his profile: “either totally quirky and oddball, or someone who is sober and quiet but got saddled with a kooky name and grumbles about it.”

With a name like Ash Tree Boxhill, it was difficult to write a lengthy profile without attempting to explain its origins, and so it was that each and every response from my class did exactly that, either with in-depth explanations of her conception in the bushland, surrounded by Ash Trees and Boxhills, or, as with mine, a brief mention of less-than-attentive parents.

There were only three people alive who knew the truth about Ashley Boxhill—the truth being that, in some cruel twist of fate, or, more accurately, in one too many cruel twists of lime juice into tequila, Ash’s parents had agreed that their future daughter’s middle name would be Tree. For obvious reasons, she chose not to tell anyone that her name was actually Ash Tree—the ridicule would be unbearable.

And so, with the exception of her parents and of Ash herself, only one person knew that her middle name was not ‘Katherine’, as she so neutrally claimed for herself. That person was Charlie Oscar Bernard Webb.

Ash didn’t know if it was the way he smiled at her, or his sympathy in the face of her secret … Or maybe it had something to do with the fact that his own initials resulted in the unfortunate result of C.O.B. Webb. All Ash Tree Boxhill knew for sure was that she loved Charlie more than she loved her fake middle name. And that was a lot.

Barney Waterfall

This fellow, for whatever reasons, encouraged many people to think outside the box and, in some cases, go completely against the grain. Leslie’s profile, as well as a classmate’s, described an unfortunate girl given the masculine name by a disappointed father, who went on to become something of a tom-boy. Spider and Morgan were in the same vein, drawing a derisive interpretation from the word “waterfall”, which seemed too florally to be taken seriously. And Samir’s profile was akin to my own — we also took the connotations of waterfall and flipped them on their head, creating a rather dark and depressing image.

When people hear the name ‘Waterfall’, it casts a great many images of something, and someone, exotic, refreshing and entirely desirable. Barney was none of these things.

Deep into his twenties, it seemed that the boy was forever doomed to display his awkward teenage years. While his schoolmates had begun to sport five o’clock shadow on their necks, Barney’s face had remained gawkily hairless, doing nothing to hide his weak chin. The shirts that clung enviably to the muscles of his companions hung limp and loose on his skeletal frame, until he shamefully took to wearing at least three layers to add bulk, even in the heat of summer.

“You’ll grow out of it,” his mother assured. “Give yourself time.”

Ten years on, Barney was fed up with giving himself time. He was tired of waiting for the mockery to stop; he was tired of waiting for his body and brain to sync up with the idea that he was an adult; but mostly, he was tired of tracing the scars along his wrists, wondering what the heck went wrong with his life.

So there you have it! Names carry a great deal of weight, but they shouldn’t be the focus of your writing; they should be a mere aspect of the characters themself, with all their intricacies and struggles and lifetime of memories.

So it doesn’t matter if your protagonist’s name is Harry Potter, Katniss Everdeen, Esther Greenwood or Winston Smith, and if your villain’s name is Tom Riddle, Heathcliff, Prince Humperdinck or Mr Hyde  (and bonus points if you know which books these characters are from!). Just remember what is truly important — creating a person who your readers will want to follow.

Compared to that, names don’t mean a thing.

- Love The Bad Guy (and His Name)

What’s In A Name?

I wrote last time about my lecturer’s task of writing back stories for characters named after local streets. In doing this, we discovered something quite interesting:

We often wrote the same person.

Of course, the writing was different, and their were several dissimilarities, but something about the name — its connotations? The sound of it rolling off our tongue? — conjured some common idea for who the character was.

So now I am curious. I am going to write the five names that were offered, and I hope that you will take the time to leave a short comment, telling me about these people. It doesn’t have to be a detailed profile (though if you wish to do so, either in the comment stream or on your own blog, please do so!); just tell me a little about who you think these characters are. Their age; their physical appearance; their family life; whatever comes to mind. Here are the names:

  • Boorolong Dumeresq
  • Jessie Niagra
  • Marsh McDonald
  • Ash Tree Boxhill
  • Barney Waterfall

In a few days, I will write the responses that I came up with in class. I’m curious to see who you think these people are!

- Love The Bad Guy

6/3/2012 EDIT: Thank you to those who participated in this activity. Head on over to this post to check out the results!