Book Review: “After Cleo Came Jonah”

After Cleo Came Jonah” by Helen Brown

When Helen Brown lost her young son, Sam, in a road accident, her life was understandably thrown into devastation. Her first book, Cleo, is the true story of how a small, feisty black kitten, pre-picked by Sam before his death, burrowed her way into their lives and pushed the family along the road of healing. It was a book of heart-breaking confessions and heart-warming revelations, which quickly became an international best seller. And it seems I shall have to bring out the box of tissues once again, because Cleo is to be made into a film.

But while I wait for that tear-jerker to reach the screens, I’ve had the satisfaction of Brown’s sequel: After Cleo Came Jonah.

This book picks up where Cleo left off – their beloved cat has passed away at the ripe old age of twenty-four, and Helen is determined to never take another feline into her home.

However, as Helen Brown quotes, it is often thought that one’s old cat will pick their replacement.

Organising her son’s upcoming wedding, struggling to put Cleo’s story to paper, battling breast cancer and trying to cope with her eldest daughter’s decision to become a Buddhist Nun in Sri Lanka, Helen knows that a kitten is the last thing she needs. But then Jonah, a wildly beautiful siamese cat, marches into her life, and things are never to be the same.

All she can wonder is: if cats truly do pick their replacements, what on earth was Cleo thinking?

Admittedly, autobiographies (and indeed, non-fiction books in general) have never been my cup of tea. The only exception was humourist David Sedaris, and so it was that I read Cleo with some amount of scepticism.

I was so very, very wrong.

Helen has a way of drawing you so deeply into her mind that her every anguish cuts you to the core. You genuinely care for her plights and pray for her triumphs. Somehow, she manages to weave a sardonic wit into her writing, masterfully intertwined with the dramatic subject matter. And if you’re a cat-lover like me, you’ll delight in her anecdotes; I know I found myself giggling at the similarities between Jonah and my own darling felines, both past and present.

I can easily say that Cleo and Jonah are two of my very favourite books. So if you’re a cat-lover, a non-fiction-lover, or simply a reader looking for a passionate, emotive journey, then Helen Brown may be right up your alley.

- Love The Bad Guy

My Top Ten Tear-jerkers

Let’s face it — sometimes we need to have a good cry. I’ve often been scolded by friends for my preference for “depressing” books, but there are times when I just want something with more emotional depth than a comedy, an action, a mystery, or anything else.

Sometimes, I just want a book that tugs at the heartstrings. And for me, nothing has me reaching for the tissues faster than these ten tear-jerkers.

(Note: There are spoilers in several of these. Tread carefully!)

My Top Ten Tear-jerkers

10. “Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim” – David Sedaris
I’m sure some of you recognise that name, and are thinking, “Jess, in what universe is it possible for a humourist writer to make you cry?” Well, I’ll tell you, sceptical readers. Yes, Sedaris is a funny, funny man. But in this book, there is one story called “Repeat After Me”. In typical style, he has you rolling on the floor as he tells you about writing his family into his works; however, this story is, in a nutshell, an apology to his sister. Tears of laughter turned to tears of an entirely different kind.

9. “Warriors: Forest of Secrets” – Erin Hunter
Warriors is a loooong series from my childhood (and continuing today). The books follow the lives of wild cats living in a forest; it is a deep universe, complete with warrior ceremonies, different clans, intense traditions, prophecies, love and loss. The book listed here is the third book from the first series, in which one of the character’s leaves his own clan for another, leaving the protagonist heartbroken at the loss of his best friend. The writing in these books is simple, and, looking back, there were numerous mistakes and plot-holes. But if you can make you reader sob over a cat who hasn’t even died, then you must be doing something right.

8. “Forever” – Maggie Stiefvater
The third and final book in the amazing Shiver trilogy, Forever is perfect in demonstrating the way that a good author can make you love a character whom you know very little about. More importantly, Sam, one of the central protagonists, delves so deeply into your heart that the tear-jerker scene in this book leaves you absolutely devastated. Emotive writing at its greatest.

7. “Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince” – J.K. Rowling
Fans, I’m sure, will know what I’m talking about. Don’t get me wrong — there are dozens of scenes in the series that break my heart. For example, (SPOILERS), there’s Dobby’s death, Fred’s death, Snape’s memories, Voldemort’s body being pushed aside, et cetera. But no matter how may times I’ve read the sixth book (and I’ve read it many times), Dumbledore’s death get to me. Every. Single. Time. At least I know to read it in a private place…

6. “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay” – Suzanne Collins
I won’t say much here, as I don’t wish to spoil it for those who are keeping up with the films, rather than the books. But fans will know exactly what made me cry at the end of this trilogy. Pass the tissues! I was afraid to see the sixth Harry Potter in cinemas, as I didn’t wish to embarrass myself with the inevitable blubbering. Well, I am just as afraid of seeing this final film. For those of you who haven’t any idea what I’m talking about, this should give you a pretty good idea for the sad-factor.

5. “Before I Die” – Jenny Downham
If a book is called Before I Die, and is about a cancer-ridden sixteen year-old going through her bucket list, it is probably safe to say that the girl is going to die, and it is definitely safe to say that you’re going to shed a tear. Or, if you me, you’re going to gush copious amounts of liquid from your eyes, until your Mum comes into the room to ask if you’d like to go down town with her and is suddenly very concerned for your mental state.

4. “Cleo” – Helen Brown
Cleo is the true story of how a small black cat helped heal a family after the loss of a son to a road accident. It was a confusing blend — somehow heart-breaking and heart-warming at the same time. Nevertheless, with the devastating loss of Helen’s son in the beginning, and the inevitable passing of Cleo at the end, you know you’ve got a tear-jerker on you hands with this one.

3. “My Sister’s Keeper” – Jodi Picoult
I’ve never been a big fan of Picoult’s work, but My Sister’s Keeper was the exception. In keeping with my personal preferences, I avoided the film like a plague, choosing to watch it after I’d read the book. Well, I read the book and cried buckets at the beautiful relationships and disheartening losses. Tissues ready, I tackled the film. I will say only this: if you’ve seen the film but not read the book, read the book. The conclusions are entirely different.

2. “The Time Traveller’s Wife” – Audrey Niffenegger
The incredible story of a man with the uncontrollable ability to time-travel, and his long-suffering, devoted wife — sounds like pure fantasy and romance. I should’ve known there’d be a few tear-jerking moments in there, but I was caught unaware by the ending. Henry and Clare’s relationship feels real, which makes their every triumph and trial a real punch to the ol’ heart. Understandably, when the pair are torn apart, I sobbed like a baby. But it was in that final “reunion” scene that depression really crash-tackled me.

…and the Number #1 book that makes me cry is:

1. “Thunderwith” – Libby Hathorn
(Again, MAJOR SPOILERS.) Set in the Australian bush, Thunderwith tells the story of Lara, a teenage girl who, after the death of her mother (sad), is sent to live with her father. Ostracised by her father’s new family (sad), she attempts to move on with her life. Bullied at home and at school (sad), she seeks solace in the bush — and here she finds Thunderwith, a beautiful golden dog who arrives in the midst of a thunderstorm.  Lara is convinced that her mother sent Thunderwith to her. This dog feels like a connection to her Mum and is the only thing that makers Lara’s lonely life bearable… and then he is shot. Libby Hathorn kills Thunderwith. That’s not normal-sad. That’s oh-my-god-shoot-me-in-the-face-because-I-don’t-want-to-live-in-a-world-without-that-fictional-dog-sad.

Well played, Hathorn. Well played.

- Love The Bad Guy

Write or Wrong? — Commonly Confused Words

I recently wrote this article as part of an internship I have with Uni Australia. From a combination of guilt about my infrequent posting, and my feeling that I should probably do some non-story posts every now and again, I have decided to post it here for your viewing.

I hope to get back into the game with my writing soon!

Write or Wrong?

Commonly Confused Words

Like it or not, your new life as a university student will involve essays—and lots of them. First-year students will often receive some leniency with their literacy skills, but the expectation is that you will learn and develop a concise and educated academic writing style in all aspects of your university assessments.

            A key area to address is that of commonly confused words. These are the type of words that won’t usually be picked up by a computer spell-checker, because they are spelt correctly but used improperly. Below, we shall explore some of the words that are frequently and easily misplaced in essay writing.

 

affect (verb)             
to influence, to change

     The injury greatly affected my writing ability.
     [Note how affected could be replaced with such words as influenced or altered.]

effect (noun)            
a result

     What was the effect of the experiment?

allusion (noun)       
an indirect or implied reference

     Arthur Miller’s play The Crucible contains many allusions to the Salem Witch hunts, as well as the era of McCarthyism.

illusion (noun)        
a false conception of an idea; a deceptive appearance

     The magician created the illusion that he had sawed the girl in half.

allot (verb)               
to assign a part of something; to distribute by lot

     Students are told to allot five minutes of their lunch hour to preparing for their next class.

a lot (noun)              
a considerable quantity or number of something

     I have a lot of work to do before exams.
    
[Note that there is no such word as ‘alot'.]

altogether (adj)              
in total, entirely, on the whole

     We could not agree on the details, so the plan was given up altogether.

all together (adv)           
acting together or collectively

     The students left all together for lunch.
    
[Note that the words can be separated: The students all left together for lunch.]

complement (noun)     
something that fulfils or completes
(verb)     
to fulfil or complete

     The sinister music complements this scene perfectly!

compliment (noun)    
an expression of praise
(verb)     
to praise

     The lecturer complimented her dedication to her work.

its (pronoun)                   
the possessive form of “it”

it’s                                       
a contraction of “it is”

     It’s a very good essay; its examples are insightful.
    
[Note that it’s and all other contractions should not be used in formal writing. Keep an eye on your apostrophes!]

 

practice (noun)       
a recurring action; a profession; a habit of training

     Concise academic writing requires constant practice.

practise (verb)         
to perform an action as a means of acquiring skill; work at

     She practised the flute every night.

principal (adj)         
most important

     The thesis should be your principal aspect of your essay.

principle (noun)     
a moral rule guiding behaviour; a general law concerning the working of something.

     He was a man of high principles, and so he refused to cheat.

than (conjunction)  
expresses comparison

     I expect I will find maths more difficult than English.

then (adv)                 
at that time; in that case; subsequently
(noun)                
at the time referred to

     He read the book, and then began writing his review. By then, it was well after midnight.

 

            It isn’t impossible to overcome the difficulties of these commonly confused words. If you come across unknown words in your studies, make the effort to look up their precise meanings in a good dictionary. Make a personal glossary of the words that you struggle with, or which you find have complicated meanings or spellings. And always err on the side of caution—if you aren’t certain you’ve used the correct word, look it up and find out for sure.

            Best of luck with all your academic writing tasks!

DAY 26: Favourite Nonfiction Book

We have already covered the fact that the books that make me laugh out loud are those by David Sedaris, and so those, technically, are my favourite nonfiction books. However, I like to think that someone, somewhere, is sitting in the basement of his Mum’s house with his laptop, Red Bull and myriad of books, and is following my blog and my responses to this challenge with the thoughtful remarks of, “Wow. That sounds like a great book. I will seriously consider purchasing that in the near future.”

And so to you, my most-likely-non-existent-blog-enthusiast, I shall present an alternate answer for today’s topic: Cleo: How A Small Black Cat Helped Heal A Family by Helen Brown.

Hodder UK Hardback due for release February 2010

I will say only this to those of you who may choose to read Cleo some day: Get the tissues ready.

- Love The Bad Guy

DAY 16: Longest Book You’ve Read

I’m sure that there is some book buried deep in my subconscious that I’ve read in the past, which would be longer than anything I can recall at this point in time. Nevertheless, the answer I’ve come up with today is Mythology: Timeless Tales of Gods and Heroes by Edith Hamilton.

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The book itself is actually no longer than a regular novel. But as some of you may recall, I have an odd fascination with Greek mythology; each time I read a chapter of the book, I would notice references to Gods and people and events that weren’t further described in the book…

…And so I would have to put down the book, go to the computer and look up more information about the legend. It was my own fault that the book felt so long; but it was still a fascinating read!

- Love The Bad Guy

DAY 3: Book That Makes You Laugh Out Loud

Have you ever been sitting in a public place with a book, and then found a funny line within its pages and been unable to keep from laughing out loud, despite the fact that the surrounding people are staring at you with looks of minor concern for your sanity?

…When you do this, and you just simply do not care… That’s when you know you’ve found a brilliant book.

For me, that brilliant book is Me Talk Pretty One Day and virtually every single other book by David Sedaris. Funny man. Funny books. Me recommend. ;)

      

- Love The Bad Guy

“The Swamp Monster”

Hello readers!

A great number of my future postings will be fictional works, so I figured I would kick us out of the starting blocks with something different. This is a non-fiction travel story, written for one of my Communication classes at university last year. Any comments or criticisms will be most gladly accepted.

.: The Swamp Monster :.

A shrill whistle pierced the air as the monorail rattled into the station, bringing with it a peculiar scent of burnt metal and banana bread. The crowd of visitors swarmed near the doors, busily trying to arrange some order of entry. Laughing children squeezed ahead, eagerly searching for a window seat while their long-suffering parents trailed behind.

It was exactly as I remembered it to be.

History seemed to repeat itself; I sat in the window seat, as before; my sister sat to my left and my mother, directly behind, as before; I wondered, could we be in the exact same seats? Too difficult to recall. Yet I remember, with clarity, the anticipation of the monorail bustling along its tracks, weaving through fields of banana plantation. We hadn’t been here in years. I was barely six years old when we were here last; by now I was much, much older – twelve and a half. Practically middle-aged, as far as I was concerned.

A voice crackled over the radio, spurting facts about Australia, and bananas, and the history of banana growth, and what you could do with bananas… Needless to say, it was mostly ignored as the children played and the parents rested.

The monorail rounded a corner and began to slow; I pushed my nose flat against the glass; I knew what was coming. The radio-voice deepened mysteriously as it regaled its listeners with a legend – an Aboriginal legend, passed down from generation to generation, telling of an ancient beast with a dog-like face, a horse-like tail, tusks, horns and a spine-tingling shriek. “A beast that dwells in waterholes, lakes, billabongs… and swamps,” the voice concluded.

Just as it happened years before, we came to a screeching halt beside a wide, murky swamp, where the water eddied and crashed against the shore…

*          *          *

            It was 9 o’clock when the car finally departed from Armidale, loaded full with two suitcases, one esky, four towels and three passengers. Our annual trip to Coffs Harbour was a highly anticipated treat, fuelled by the eagerness of a visit to the Big Banana. I sat in the front seat with childish pride, as my older sister, Kristy, pouted like only a nine-year old could in the back.

“We’re swapping seats as soon as we get to Dorrigo,” she demanded. Mum smiled to herself, and listened as the quiet bickering turned into endless games of ‘I Spy’ (“Was it a car?”; “…Yes.”) and tuneless, repetitious singing.

Our eyes were wide when the car pulled into the Big Banana car park, several hours later. Much of the day was spent in the manner of any family vacation – blissful chaos. Naturally, it wasn’t long before we spotted the colourful display of a sweets shop, filled with lollies, chocolates and, for whatever reason, bananas. We fought against the tide of people to explore it, while Mum followed us warily, knowing all too well the implications behind that age-old simile: “like children in a candy store.”

Despite our loud protests that, yes, we did need to buy every type of lolly and chocolate in the shop, Mum finally bullied us into choosing one treat. (Looking back, I can only smile guiltily at the firm image of Mum, the “one-treat-only” meanie; truly, who bullied who?)

Faced with the dilemma of pulling only one delectable snack from the impressive display, Kristy and I were stumped. We ummed and aahed and destroyed the neat pyramids of chocolate boxes and lolly packets, constantly bringing treats possessively to our chests, then changing our minds within seconds. Eventually, a gentle hand reached down to tap our shoulders, and we turned curiously, looking up at an apron-wearing, candy-holding, sweetly smiling woman.

“Would you girls like to try some Bo Peep Candy?” she asked with grandmotherly delight. I met Kristy’s eyes. ‘Tis a well-known concept that strangers always have the best candy, so we took the offering of small, hard, rainbow sweets with greedy enthusiasm. Mum thanked the woman profusely when we each held up a small jar of Bo Peep Candy and announced that we were finally ready to leave the crowded sweets shop.

Her relief, unfortunately, was short-lived: “Oh look – a train!” Thinking about it now, I am quite positive that I saw her visibly cringe at Kristy’s shout.

“It’s actually a monorail,” she informed us. We stared. She sighed. And we bought tickets. “For the train,” Kristy helpfully added to the bemused ticket-seller.

Mum led us to the back of the carriage, unsuccessfully trying to avoid the swarm of tourists. I quickly claimed the window seat; Kristy sat beside me, uncomplaining (she discovered that she could easily see out both my window and the one on the other side of the carriage); and Mum collapsed behind us, just grateful for the chance to rest her feet.

The ‘train’ whistled and hurried along its tracks. A voice began talking on a static radio above our heads; I listened quietly in case it was important, but Kristy interrupted me, bouncing in her chair, pointing out the windows and chattering in my ear. With the innocence of a little sister, I quickly decided that what Kristy had to say was more interesting than the radio-voice, so I joined her in our childish games. Then the monorail slowed and we fell silent; a hush fell over the entire carriage.

“Aboriginal legend tells of an ancient beast that haunts this land. It was a warning, passed down from generation to generation…” The crackling voice paused, and I shivered. Details of the monster were uttered over the radio, and I gazed out the window with quiet wonder as we come to a stop beside a flat, dark stretch of water.

“It was a beast that lived in waterholes…” The water beside the monorail began to stir; “…lakes…” Kristy clambered next to me and we pushed up against the window; “…billabongs…” The water bubbled with growing intensity; “…and swamps.”

We let out a squeal as a fierce, horned head thrust out of the water. It dropped its jaw with a metallic screech; its tail and thorny back splashed to the surface. “It was… a Bunyip!” the radio-voice cried, and Mum joined the other parents with polite applause. Kristy and I, meanwhile, were frozen in place. The tremendous, muddy creature rotated its head and seemed, for just a second, to glare in our direction.

“That’s the coolest thing ever!” Kristy whispered. I smiled with agreement as the Bunyip slowly closed its gaping mouth and lowered its head into the protection of its swamp.

“What did you think?” Mum asked as the monorail bustled back into the station.

“Cool!” Kristy shouted, beginning a speech about why nothing in the world could ever be as exciting as the Bunyip.

I simply took Mum’s hand, using my other fist to rub at my tired eyes. For me, nothing else needed to be said. The image of that Bunyip would remain with me always. Kristy was already launching into an appeal about why we should be allowed to return next year, and the year after that, and I nodded eagerly.

The next crowd of passengers disappeared into the train with noisy excitement while I watched enviously. I was already keen to see the Bunyip again. I squeezed Mum’s hand, smiling softly with a silent wish that we would be back, one day, to see the fantastic monster that hid in the darkness of its swamp…

*          *          *

            The tip of the Bunyip’s mechanical tail sunk into the swamp; the monorail trundled along the tracks; but my twelve-year old frame remained pressed against the window.

…Was that it?

Kristy tugged me back into my chair, rolling her eyes. “That’s the lamest thing ever,” she declared. “It looked like a frill-necked lizard.” I nodded numbly. The monorail whistled as it pulled into the station and we departed through the chaos of passengers.

“Look at that! That’s new, right? That wasn’t there before!” Kristy exclaimed, drawing away from the platform, but my eyes were still on the idle monorail. Was that my beloved Bunyip? It couldn’t have been. I remember coming to the Big Banana for the first time so clearly. Where were the fear, awe and wonder?

“C’mon!” Kristy called loudly, marching through the crowd. Mum kept a watchful eye on us both and waited patiently as I caught up. Kristy led us into a bright and busy sweet shop. I turned back to look at the monorail, but my vision was blocked by a sudden, colourful obstacle.

“Look! Bo Peep Candy!” Kristy chimed, pushing the jar into my hands. I held it carefully as a large grin spread across my face. At least some things were the same. My eyes wandered back to the departing monorail, but the smile didn’t fall off my face. At least the things that weren’t the same could remain safely in my memory, kept under lock and key.

And who knows? Maybe one day, I’d come back, and my Bunyip would have the same allure that it did when I was six…

*          *          *

            The car rocked across the uneven ground. I gripped the door handle nervously as Kristy parked beneath the quivering gum trees. She threw her door open with unbridled enthusiasm. “C’mon, c’mon, let’s go!” she ushered, bounding away down the path. Even at the ripe old age of twenty-one, Kristy had the fervour of a three-year old. Grinning despite myself, I stumbled after her.

I found her leaning against the railing of an outlook structure, her gaze locked on the image before us. “Cool, huh?”

I nodded appreciatively as the mighty waterfall before us pounded along the rocks. “Where are we, exactly?” I questioned, but wasn’t surprised when Kristy shrugged.

“Oh, who knows? That darling housemate of mine decided to have some friends around yesterday, so I went for a drive. Found this by accident,” she smiled proudly. Suddenly she slapped my arm, practically bouncing on the heels of her feet. “Hey! Do you think we’ll see a Yowie?”

I blinked, trying to trace this random jump in conversation. “I beg your pardon?”

She tried to look serious, but a grin was tugging at her lips. “I dunno. I read in the paper that some guy saw a Yowie while he was bushwalking. Apparently it was throwing rocks at some kids.”

“Yes,” I snorted. “Because I’m sure a Yowie would have nothing better to do with its time than to hurl stones at small children.”

Kristy laughed at my derisive tone, and we fell into a comfortable silence.

“Hey,” I began, several minutes later. “Do you remember the train ride at the Big Banana?” I couldn’t help but smile at the memory of it.

“Random,” Kristy replied, slightly dumbfounded. “But, yeah.”

“Remember, it had the Yowie coming out of the swamp?” I encouraged. She grinned slowly.

“Oh yeah! I remember. ’Cept it wasn’t a Yowie; it was a Bunyip.”

“Right, right,” I trailed off. “…It’s gone, you know.”

She turned sharply, eyes wide. “Gone? Gone where?”

“Just gone,” I told her. “I looked it up. The whole monorail is gone. They’ve replaced it with some ‘Big Banana Walking Tour’.”

Kristy continued to stare blankly, then slumped against the railing. “That’s the saddest thing ever.”

I nodded mournfully, but as soon as our eyes met, we dissolved into a fit of laughter. I nudged her lightly. “This is nice – hanging out, I mean. I hardly see you any more. We should come out here more often.”

Kristy smiled. “Definitely… That way we can find out own Bunyip! Take that, Big Banana!” With that, she pushed away from the outlook and ventured through the trees. “C’mon!”

I chuckled quietly and followed her eagerly into the bush.

Far in the distance, the waterfall eddied and crashed against the shore.

 - Love The Bad Guy